Original and my edit.
thirteen being a constant mood
Congratulations Stevie! You’re so deserving of this wonderful honor. 🏆
Confectioner Lauren Ko takes pie baking to another level –
So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?
Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.
What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18
aries: stolen treasures, flashing swords and thunderstorms
taurus: wild woods, hidden curses and fur gowns
gemini: gingerbread cottages, wildflowers, and potion vials
cancer: glass slippers, enchanted springs and gemstones
leo: sleeping dragons, secret keys and gold crowns
virgo: pressed flowers, wild hair and fairy wings
libra: ermine trim, magic mirrors and a throne
scorpio: eternal love, haunted forests and crushed velvet
sagittarius: red roses, magic lamps and a castle steeped in fog
capricorn: swan feathers, ice palaces and a string of pearls
aquarius: leather-bound spell-books, wooden cabins and mason jars
pisces: mermaid tails, crescent moons and a raging sea
why is it always “oozing” with testosterone, why not “sparkling”, “bubbling”, or “spritzing” with testosterone
Because “oozing” is at the masculine end of the spectrum. You can also be “lumberjacking” with testosterone or “patriarching” with testosterone.
he oppressed manfully down the stairs