any time an author deletes their tumblr or fics, i am highkey disappointed it wasn’t you. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

meleedamage: steverogersnotebook: meleedamage: bitch me too. 😂🤣😵 PSYCH!! 🤡 Prepare for more disappointment, motherfucker!! 💩 Spite’s one helluva motivator. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ P.S. Eat shit, savour the flavour and die painfully. I recommend disembowelment. 🔥😈🔥 listen troll… Honestly, this anon made my day. I’m not even angry. I’m impressed. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Come on, was nonny seriously expecting to […]

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timelady12: angryschnauzer: mccoymostly: madhattaproductions: theanticakes:  – Fire. Everything is metaphorically on fire  – All the things that are on fire are also dripping  – Name seven things in the room. Those seven things are now pulsing  – Pulsing with fiery drippery  – Someone is heaps like a swan  – Five sentences of physically implausible positions […]

beyoncepatronus: i envy people who have dreams with clear rational plots like “i was on my favourite tv show for a day” my dreams are like i’m in a diner and i’m pregnant. i leave the diner and i’m in a forest watching the pregnant woman who is no longer me. she turns around and […]

starrysleeper: get-off-your-arse-its-begun: geekishchic: volouminous: *whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour. *murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary. *mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles. *sighs* You can be […]

hobbit-feels: badgyal-k: tiffanyaliyah: ukrindian: bae–electronica: dynastylnoire: jollylollylily: clarknokent: Bruh Yooooooo… Levels I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂 black mirror season 4 Savage Oh wow This is super epic.  He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in […]