34. Unpopular writing thoughts/opinions? Do it because you absolutely have to tell the story or you enjoy the process. Not for the comments or the kudos. 46. Past or present tense? I can work in both, and I think it entirely depends on the piece. I do lean towards past but oddly find it easier […]
@coffin-dust replied to your post “A friend from work is turning 50 tomorrow so NATURALLY we bought her…” Is it an office gift if there no dick-shaped element? Did it even happen if there wasn’t some phallic object there? It only counts if it’s attached to a massive pink balloon and floated above your keyboard […]
@blueshoesandbluemountains replied to your post “@blueshoesandbluemountains replied to your photo “Guess what just…” I would not fit in your luggage, unfortunately. You are judging the size of the suitcase I am planning to take unfairly.
horoskippy: How the signs are feeling Jaded as fuck and probably just wants to sleep: Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini, Libra Amazing, only screamed into the void twice today: Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio Hasn’t felt feelings in months but if you had to choose, tired: Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus
unamusedsloth: “Whatcha doin’?”
strongandsoft: we’re 6 months into 2018 and it’s still january
pharmakosartist: I had a dream last night that it was christmas and my mom got me a blue-ray of the movie Labyrinth with David Bowie except it was a special edition remake in which Jeff Goldblum played every character and I was so fucking excited to watch that shit
A friend from work is turning 50 tomorrow so NATURALLY we bought her one of these: