@coffin-dust replied to your post “A friend from work is turning 50 tomorrow so NATURALLY we bought her…” Is it an office gift if there no dick-shaped element? Did it even happen if there wasn’t some phallic object there? It only counts if it’s attached to a massive pink balloon and floated above your keyboard […]

pharmakosartist: I had a dream last night that it was christmas and my mom got me a blue-ray  of the movie Labyrinth with David Bowie except it was a special edition remake in which Jeff Goldblum played every character and I was so fucking excited to watch that shit