horoskippy: How the signs are feeling Jaded as fuck and probably just wants to sleep: Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini, Libra Amazing, only screamed into the void twice today: Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio Hasn’t felt feelings in months but if you had to choose, tired: Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus

cardboardfacewoman: rooksandravens: derinthemadscientist: thepioden: animatedamerican: nentuaby: animatedamerican: asexualbrittaperry: ggiornojo: asexualbrittaperry: you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it example: you absolute coat hanger as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk example: i was […]

every real estate show with a hetero couple

bottomthedonkey: fey-allanna: spooky-bisexual: man: okay but what about my MAN CAVE? woman: wow this is a great closet but where will we put my husband’s clothes? ha ha ha The realtor laughs forcefully at Wife’s closet jokes. He is so tired. Husband and Wife remind the realtor that this house doesn’t have that 7th bedroom […]

gallusrostromegalus: Unexpected Benefit of Black Panther: my local pet shelters went from having something like 50-60 black cats between them to having NONE, becuase they’ve all been adopted out and named after the characters. “T’challa” is the most popular, but there are a fair number of “Okoye”s and “Shuri”s as well. …and one very confused Elderly Humane Society […]