feliciates: andsoimuse: take a breath, spit out the blood in your mouth, and get back up on your feet. you still got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong. Steve Rogers, get off the internet and get some sleep.

Watch Michelle Wolf’s Full 2018 White House Correspondents’ Dinner Speech

Watch Michelle Wolf’s Full 2018 White House Correspondents’ Dinner Speech festeringfae: The entire thing is fucking flawless – “And by the way, Megyn [Kelly]? Santa’s Black. The weird white guy going through your chimney was Bill O’Reilly.” – “I was gonna bring up Russia and collusion, but there’s a lot of liberal media here and […]

I’ll take “the definition of Tumblr in a nutshell: taking literally any innocent post with more than 200 notes and turning it into some huge moral lesson so that they feel superior” for 100, please

It’s my first time writing a vaguely popular post and I’m honestly amazed it’s taken this long for The Discourse to start to turn up. (I want to use a gif but they all seem to be captioned in German or Turkish right now).

leftennant: jukeboxhound: tess-etc: bemusedlybespectacled: snarkypantswrites: taraljc: lynati: aimmyarrowshigh: nialla42: biglawbear: ayasmert: mayastormborn: gusilux: dizzy-redhead: meleedamage: zephrbabe: meleedamage: meleedamage: latessitrice: amusewithaview: anais-ninja-blog: latessitrice: latessitrice: anais-ninja-blog: svenyves: zephrbabe: latessitrice: @leftennant and I were just bemoaning the lack of rom coms out there in Hollywood and how it’s probably stimmying the careers of certain actors who would kill […]